Facts About Chuck Norris

A list of amazing facts about Chuck Norris. A must read.

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My favorite, in a landslide:

"As a teen Chuck Norris impregnated every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history."

By Doctor_Gonzo (not verified) on 02 Jan 2006 #permalink

Holy cow! I LAUGHED!