ERV vs Ray Comfort?

I edit videos for these guys. Plenty of strap-on action here - if you're into that sort of thing. ;-)

I look forward to the lulz.

I will so be there if this goes through especially with all of your requests.

could you ask him to change his name to bananaman as he is also an embarrassment to Rays and have his NZ citizenship revoked as he is also an embarrassment to NZers as well

Banana, deepthroating, and a strapon, come on, Rev. Gary Aldridge did better than that! Let's get some rubber suits into the mix!

"Debate" him! Pleeeeeeaaaaassssseeee "debate" him!

I was really disappointed by how much Thunderfoot held back in his "discussion" with Bananaman. Surely you could kick more ass than that!

But presumably you would be wearing the strap-on right?

I hope you've watched the Thunderf00t video, and his previous debate against Sam Smith that I have up on YouTube (blatent plug!) to get all his standard tricks. there aren't many.

Frankly, I'm not interested in hearing Comfort regurgitate his normal babble.

However, if you deep throat him with a banana strap-on, I might be able to find time in my day for that.

I"m in Tulsa. The wife might be persuaded to drive to Stillwater for the right incentives.

This means Jello. Lots of Jello. And cat toys. And a beanie.

I'll bring some Vaseline for Ray - poor boy's gonna need it.

So the atheist kids I know ignored Jacksons pleas for 'debates'.

Rewrite history much?

William Wallace-

What do you mean? Abbie said in her blog post that she was happy to debate Jackson, and viewed it as an outreach opportunity for science. Just how exactly is she rewriting history?

ERV, I think I basically love you...

*reads about Ray and the banana again*

Yes, I am besotted.

I second the motion for him to renounce his NZ citizenship!

I might me on board for this but I need to know who is deep throating whom, and will there be video.

Go kick his butt. Thoroughly.

Seriously. I hope you can make this happen. I can probably make it. It's a straight shot down 51 to Stillwater.

I do not think that it is the kicking of his (Ray's) butt that he has to worry about....

Silly willy, still telling people who were actually present for something how it really happened.

You're reminding me of a 9/11 twoofer, dude.

3. Impromptu photo shoot on the alter with me and Ray, involving bananas, deepthroating, and a strap on. It wont be gay at all. Im a girl.

I don't think he'd be too keen on that if he saw the pegging you gave Charles Jackson...

/heh heh...pegging...

Why I am thinking of South Park now?

He (in this case she) is not kicking his ass. He is definitely doing something to his ass.

I would so make the road trip to Stillwater to watch that. Imagine...all those atheists in a church and not a single one bursting into flames. =P

#15...DPSisler

Ooh! Ouch!

BTW...how the &*^%$ do you quote another poster? I see it being done, but I don't see anything obvious that allows it.

Mobius,

This board accepts HTML formatting, I use it for style tags on occasion (b, i, etc.) Use 'blockquote' tags to make quotes like that (don't forget to close with /blockquote).

Willy-Wally,

Why do you persist in showing up with your ass all hanging out, just begging to be kicked? Is there some reason you come around here to parade your complete inability to comprehend the plain language in front of your face? Are you jealous that Abbie threatened someone else with the strap-on, and you want a piece of the humilation action?

WW--
Student from OU CFI, Jan 20 2009.

Email they received from Jackson, and ignored.

From: G Charles Jackson [@yahoo.com]
Sent: Tuesday, December 23, 2008 10:21 AM
To: @PointsofOrigins.com
Subject: OU group speaker

Dear OU campus group leader,

My name is Charles Jackson and I was wondering ... what would your group do if you had a real creationist come to give a talk? -- not the kind of lampoon-stereotyped science-soft kind you've been told about -- but I mean a real one. Why not.

Have you ever wondered what motivates creationists? Can they think/reason? Do they have any substance at all? More importantly -- do you really want to know? -- or are rumors just good enough ?

I am willing to come give, say a 20-min presentation, then open it up for an unlimited Q/A-discussion lasting the remainder of whatever time we have. I can promise you that I will be both personally cordial and academically robust. I can also promise you that our interchange will be both motivationally riveting and intellectually stimulating -- for sure, not a waste of anyone's good time. And there will be no financial cost on your part whatsoever.

So whaddya say? Take this advantage and email me: @PointsofOrigins.com>
We can make plans for a date/time to fit both our schedules in the upcoming semester.
Such topics should be of poignant timeliness, in view of the planned OU celebration events for the 150th annniversary of Darwin's book and of his 200th birthday.

Sincerely yours, in the interest of intellectual growth and freedom, Dr. Charles Jackson

Also, if you want to chastise someone for rewriting history, its generally best not to post an edited video. Especially when the full length one is in the OP.

For me, the funniest thing about Ray Comfort is not the banana itself (though that was a howler, let me tell you) but his clarification about the banana. He said that "atheists took him out of context" because they didn't include in the clip a segment just before the banana where he waxed poetic about all of the nice features of a soda can, and how they were indicative of design.

Um.

So Comfort apparently thinks we all would have been convinced if we'd only seen him talk about how nicely designed a can of pop was?!? Wow.

He seems to think his banana analogy was misunderstood because of the absence of the soda can segment. Ray, we got the analogy, okay? It was just, you know, stupid...

I admit I posted my response above for I finished reading your post. Silly me. I stopped reading at that one sentence, which, in sequence, did not jive with reality, and as it was quit surprising. Mea culpa.

Ugh, need caffiene...I admit I posted my response above befor I finished reading your post. Silly me. I stopped reading at that one sentence, which, in sequence, did not jive with reality, and it was quite surprising. Mea culpa.

Even the sentence you stopped at is unambiguous, Wally. "The atheist kids I know" is pretty clearly a group that does not include "me, Abbie Smith, the person who knows the atheist kids".

Never mind. Wouldn't be the first time you skimmed something, or only read as far as the title, or simply completely misread a simple sentence, and came to a snap conclusion. I have no illusions that you'll carry a lesson away from the present incident.

WW:

I admit I posted my response above for I finished reading your post. Silly me. I stopped reading at that one sentence, which, in sequence, did not jive with reality, and as it was quit surprising. Mea culpa.

That's okay. Trollin' ain't easy baby.

Mobius,

This board accepts HTML formatting, I use it for style tags on occasion (b, i, etc.) Use 'blockquote' tags to make quotes like that (don't forget to close with /blockquote).

Hey, it works. Thanx minimalist

ERV - "...and a strapon."
*wipes drink of screen and tries to regain breath*
Awesomeness never got that awesome before. Only thing is; how to 'debate' ray c? Same question as how to nail down a cloud.
Also WW - "...need caffeine."
Welcome to the reality-based community, man. Alkaloids much better than prayer for, well, everything really.

Dear ERV,

Please to not feed the femdom fantasies of your readership.

I've just ruined one friendship due to not being able to keep it professionel/in my pants. I don't want to develop yet another stupid internet crush on a woman much too young for me.

That said, be sure to show him how to properly open a banana, as per PeeZed.

Ugh, there's no point in "debating" RayJay ComforTab, since he doesn't do debates for the same reason most people do. He just wants the opportunity to repeat his "have you ever broken any of the ten commandments" spiel to a crowd that includes nonbelievers that would never watch one of his shows. The reason is because in his little world, everyone (including the hardest of hardcore atheists) believes in god, and if he reminds you that you've sinned, then the Holy Ghostie can start eating your soul until the guilt makes you drink Jesus' blood.

Or something like that.

Abbie, do you really HAVE to make me imagine those kinds of scenes on the altar? I'm a former Catholic; this shit strikes too close to reality.

DEBATE ME!

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Does anyone here know if Pharyngula is still fornicating polls? They banned me from participating. Typical liberals bans anything normal and embraces anything evil.

Poll fornication is not something to be joked about. Tell PZ Myers and his mindless gobdot robots he has been challenged. Not even darwin can save you now. :

http://robhood.us/weblogs.php

Oh, for FSM sake! Who let that muskin back on the net? It's not just PZed that banned it. It now needs to abuse a different service provider's, or even internet cafe's terms of service everytime it goes online.
Xian morality at its finest.

3. Impromptu photo shoot on the alter with me and Ray, involving bananas, deepthroating, and a strap on. It wont be gay at all. Im a girl.

I suggest you include one of the more succinct refutations of his banana argument: a pineapple. :D

Abbie if you are really interested in a debate contact you can contact Ray 'directly' through by sending mail to mark@livingwaters.com with the subject 'attn Ray'. That's what he gives out when he wants people to contact him.