Via Dianna Narciso, one of the funniest/most pathetic excuse for a child-star-gone-wild: Atheist community service.
"Somewhere along this journey," he says, "both mine and Miley's faith has been shaken. That saddens me the most." When they first came to Hollywood for Hannah Montana, the two of them would drive down the freeway together to the studio each morning, and every day Miley would point out the sign that said
ADOPT-A-HIGHWAY
ATHEISTS UNITEDJust before moving out to Los Angeles, the whole family had been baptized together by their pastor at the People's Church in Franklin, Tennessee. "It was Tish's idea," he remembers. "She said, 'We're going to be under attack, and we have to be strong in our faith and we're all going to be baptized...'" And there, driving to work each day in the City of Angels, was this sign. "A physical sign. It could have easily said 'You will now be attacked by Satan.' 'Entering this industry, you are now on the highway to darkness...'"
You heard em, Atheists! You wanna get smashed out of your gourd with Justin Bieber and throw a TV out a hotel window? Steal your friends dads car and lead a parade through Chicago with Dakota Fanning? Wanna go partying wearing short skirts and get your cooch on TMZ with Abigail Breslin OH AND THEN GO SHAVE YOUR HEADS?
ADOPT MORE HIGHWAYS!
OKC Atheists is volunteering at the regional food bank this Saturday (we do this all the time).
HUZZAH!
PARTY IN THE USA!
BRC, youre a pathetic twat who cant take responsibility for your own actions, so you blame things on 'God' or 'Satan' or 'Destiny', but I still love ya:
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I was just thinking, instead of picking on Christians, an HIV researcher/activist might want to blog on the type of degenerate scum who spread HIV.
But Wally, she already has!
Heh. As though picking on Christians and blogging about degenerate scum were mutually exclusive.
And no, I don't mean that they're exactly the same thing.
minimalist, great, used condemns and hypodermic needles at elementary school playgrounds, just what we need.
Okay, condoms and clean needle *exchanges* are okay, I suppose.
But abstinence (from pre-marital sex and recreational intravenous drug use) is far more effective.
But oh, wait, that's what most Christians say. Never mind.
If you really want to be safe you need to continue abstinence after you are married. Especially if your spouse is Newt Gingrich.
"Adopt a Highway" lacks much of the poetry of "Lasciate ogne speranza, voi ch'intrate" but it is Hollywood.
If god's most beautiful dark angel is reduced to the seduction of teenage hillbillies then I suppose the old Burma Shave gag is apropos.
Know your audience.
Wall, while your reply was delightfully loopy as usual, it missed the point (also as usual). Fine, time to explain the jokes to the terminally thick. Again.
Junkies (who may or may not have AIDS) leaving needles (which Kay oft may not even have active virus) lying around affects the few kids dumb enough to play with them.
The degenerate child-molesting organization known as the Catholic Church potentially affects millions in Africa due to their lies about condoms and AIDS.
Priorities, you doof.
And they also say this: http://legis.state.sd.us/sessions/2011/Bill.aspx?File=HB1171HJU.htm
Amendment to the law in bold:
Nothing like Christians essentially trying to change a law to declair open season on doctors to get your point across, eh, Willy Wallace?
I just don't know why you'd call somebody who earns a livelihood extirpating unborn children a "doctor". At the very real risk of some MSNBC automaton typing "Goodwin," along with some obscenities (and feeling all intelligent for their name it and run response) it seems an awful like claiming war crimes trials against gas chamber operators are just witch trials against chemical engineers.
We're not, we're calling abortion providers doctors.
Wow. Willywally is still around? That's a little sad.
@William Wallace: When you are able to become pregnant, then YOU may make the choice of what to do with the fetus you are pregnant with. Until that time, let the woman who is pregnant, in conjuntion with her health care provider, decide what is best for her - carrying the baby to term and raising it, adoption, or abortion. You cannot make that choice for her, so please stop trying to do so.
Degeneracy of celebrity youth, blamed on atheist club community service projects is the topic.
Not WW's fetus fetish screed about extirpated murderdeathkill of the preunbornded babby eeenfant jeebuses.
Can we put this trolley back on the rails?
Because they have a medical degree and help women make in informed decision about their health.
Since when do you get to decide who's a doctor or not?
BillyRayDumbass said: "A physical sign."
Yup, and if your specific all-awesomeness creator could've left a sign, or any evidence of any kind, even a sliver, instead of you know NONE AT ALL, maybe there'd be some clarity or justification for the god-position.
And can we get an explanation on how a group can cover a culture in "darkness" by adopting a highway?!?! Or is it, in Billy's mind, indicative of how "dark" that culture is, like "Oh NOES!!1! Itz scaree here cauze theyz picks up LITTER! And I NeeDZ MY KITTEH LITTER!"
I just don't know why you'd call somebody who earns a livelihood extirpating unborn children a "doctor".
Because the pregnant woman is the patient you dumbass!
To quote Andy Dufresne from Shawshank Redemption, "How can you be so obtuse?"
William Wallace (if that even is his REAL name) does have a point! Absitenence is the best policy to prevent STDs. That's why I think safe sex should be taught. There is so much fun to be had with kissing, making out, mutual masturbation, dry humping and whatever you can imagine that does not make membranes or fluids contact other membranes.
All the fun + no risk of STDs.
If those social conservatives really care about health and not slut shaming, they should be in favor of this being taught.
Uh, yeah. The idea of people who donât share his faith picking up trash by the side of a road must have been terrifying. I know I often equate strangers doing a good deed with imminent attack by mythological creatures. Doesnât everyone?