Homologous recombinaltion tiniker infection

I CANT GET IT OUT OF MAH BRAIN!

IT GOES WITH EVERYTHING!!! I CANT STOP!!!! So y'all need to hide your kids, hide your wife, and hide your husband cause theyre homologous recombinaltion tinikering EVERYBODY out here!!!

More like this

A couple of days ago, Orac directed us towards an article that is one of the funniest pieces of 'Science Journalism' I have ever seen, anywhere. See, those of us on the 'non-kook' side of things have marvelously eloquent writers like Carl and Ed, and inquisitive investigatory journalists like…
May 12 was a glorious day for our graduates, some 2,730 students celebrating the completion of their undergraduate education. Our Commencement Speaker John Legend, a Grammy Award Winner, shared an important message in both speech and in song: equal access to quality education is a right, not a…
Last fall, a bizarre but interesting paper was published in Nature Cell Research: Exogenous plant MIR168a specifically targets mammalian LDLRAP1: evidence of cross-kingdom regulation by microRNA (subsequent correction after they duplicated images in their figures LOL!!!! Nature/Science, you so…
Amount of August blog check will go to Obama Seed pays us SciBlings to blog: not a lot, beer money, not living wages, and definitely not retire-at-thirty kinda dough. This is an academically oriented blog, and, to be honest, the summer months are a slow period. Both for readers, and for me. Too…

In ref to the last pic ... "Not with ten thousand homologous recomination tinikers would I do that..."

Human DNA is a pretty cool guy. Eh homologous recombinaltion tiniker and doesn't afraid of anything.

By Joshua White (not verified) on 08 Apr 2011 #permalink

"Ouwwwwaaaaah! Charlie's homologous recombinaltion tiniker bit me!"

:Looking stoned in the backseat of a car: "Am I going to feel homologous recombinaltion tiniker forever?!?!"

Actually titmouse you can post shoops. There was a guy on pharyngula who figured out how (also clearly a /b/tard but stopped out of respect for not causing mass chaos for PZ.

By Joshua White (not verified) on 08 Apr 2011 #permalink

MY EYES! THE HOMOLOGOUS RECOMBINALTION TINIKERS DO NOTHING!!!

Frodo: "I will take The Ring to Mordor."

Aragorn: "You have my sword."

Legolas: "And you have my bow."

Gimli: "And my axe!"

Helen Rajajajaak: "And my homologous recombinaltion tinikers!!!"

Council: *blink*

omg i am fucking dying here. i usually just lurk but the entire lab is staring at me cry/laughing hysterically right now and i had to tell you how awesome this is. favoritest meme ever. NO! THEYZ BE HOMOLOGOUS RECOMBINALTION TINIKERING WIT MAH BUKKET!

I've seen "recombinaltion tiniker" so much today that it doesn't even sound like real words anymore.

Madness? This is Homologous recombinaltion tinikerrrrrrrrrr!!!

When the moon
Hits your eye
Like homologous recombinaltion tiniker
That's amoré...

At last, we have an explanation for the conflicting results about the usefulness of HRT: half of us were studying homologous recombinaltion tiniker all along!

Here is my contribution.

Favorite line from the farticle: "Ratajczak agrees that nobody has proven DNA causes autism"

Homologous recombinaltion tiniker in MY DNA?

It's more likely than you think.

By Von Krieger (not verified) on 08 Apr 2011 #permalink

Wait a mo, is a lack of Homologous Recombination Tiniker the reason why my cloning often doesn't work? CAN HAZ FUR MAH GEENEETIC ENGGINEERIN?!

ERV, I want you to know that, as a sign of my appreciation for the lulz you have given me today, I made you a homologous recombinaltion ... but I tinikered it.

I'm sorry (that I'm not sorry)....

"What does the scanner say about her homologous recombinaltion tiniker levels?"
"It's... OVER NINE THOUSAAAAND"

Homologous recombination tinikers? In my brains?

Autism isn't normal.

But on homologous recombinaltion tiniker it is.

Use the homologous recombinaltion tiniker, Luke!

By stripey_cat (not verified) on 09 Apr 2011 #permalink

Hipster Kitty: "Homologous recombinaltion tiniker? I liked them a few years ago. Before they sold out, that phrase used to mean something."

You want the homologous recombinaltion tiniker? You can't handle the homologous recombinaltion tiniker!

"It's a hundred and six miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, a homologous recombinaltion tiniker, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses."

"Hit it."

By Corkscrew (not verified) on 11 Apr 2011 #permalink

We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the homologous recombinaltion tiniker began to take hold...

By Scientizzle (not verified) on 11 Apr 2011 #permalink

Just so I don't look like a credit-thief it must be noted that post 33 was from a good friend of mine, and I didn't realize they were going to share with the group!

Also- "Ray, when someone asks you if you can homologous recombinaltion tiniker, you say YES!"

So typical of a Pharma(TM) shill to minimize the Manimal threat. But we have proof of what you're doing in those sekrit underground labs of yours.

YO DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE MANIMALS, SO WE PUT SOME SOME HOMOLOGOUS RECOMBINALTION IN YOU DNA SO YOU CAN TINIK WHILE YOU TINIK.

By nejishiki (not verified) on 11 Apr 2011 #permalink

Homologous Recombinaltion Tiniker for menopausal women.

In Soviet Russia, homologous recombination tinikers YOU!

By Stephen Wells (not verified) on 11 Apr 2011 #permalink

Well, let's say this Tiniker represents the normal amount of homologous recombinaltion in the New York area. Based on this morning's sample, it would be a Tiniker... thirty-five feet long, weighing approximately six hundred pounds.

That's a big Tiniker.

By Corkscrew (not verified) on 11 Apr 2011 #permalink

Yo, Abbie; I'm really happy for you and I'ma let you finish, but Helen Ratajczak had some of the greatest homologous recombinaltion tinikers of all time!!!

I felt a great disturbance in the Genome, as if millions of base pairs suddenly cried out in tiniker and were homologously recombinalted.

"You homologous recombinaltion tinikerin' me? You homologous recombinaltion tinikerin' me? Then who the hell else are you homologous recombinaltion tinikerin'? Well I'm the only one here. Who the fuck do you think you're homologous recombinaltion tinikerin'?"

By Scientizzle (not verified) on 12 Apr 2011 #permalink

"I want you to go in that bag, and find my wallet."

"Which one is it?"

"The one that says 'Homologous Recombinaltion Tiniker'.

"That's it, that's my Homologous Recombinaltion Tiniker."

By Bone Oboe (not verified) on 12 Apr 2011 #permalink

My name is Homologous Recombinaltion. You killed my tiniker. Now prepare to die.

Say 'homologous recombinaltion tiniker' again. Say 'homologous recombinaltion tiniker' again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker, say homologous recombinaltion tiniker one more Goddamn time!

We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert when the 'homologous recombinaltion tiniker' began to take hold. I remember saying something like "I feel a bit light headed, maybe you should drive."

By Bone Oboe (not verified) on 12 Apr 2011 #permalink

Hey, you know, on the bright side, we can at least SAY "homologous recombinaltion tiniker' and have a laugh. Some memes, like Candlejack, jus

"We can at least SAY 'H.R.T.' and have a laugh."

You might be able to say it, apparently I can't read it, I just noticed, and this after typing it 3 times in my comments that it says "recombinaltion". I'm not even going to touch "tiniker".
The coiner of "H.R.T." must have been banking on the notion that the intended audience would tune out if shit got too polysyllabic, just skim over it.
"Blah, blah blah 'homologous recombinaltion tiniker?!?'...ugh, words are hard. Next paragraph."
The jaberwocky is strong with this one.

Fucking neologisms, how do they work?!?

By Bone Oboe (not verified) on 12 Apr 2011 #permalink

Senator Jon Kyl stated recently on the Senate floor that homologous recombinaltion tiniker is "well over 90 percent of what Planned Parenthood does..."

(Not intended to be a factual statement.)

By Scientizzle (not verified) on 13 Apr 2011 #permalink

Q: How is babby formed?
A: They need to do way instain homologous recombinaltion tiniker!

All work and no homologous recombinaltion tiniker makes Jack a dull boy.
All work and no homologous recombinaltion tiniker makes Jack a dull boy.
All work and no homologous recombinaltion tiniker makes Jack a dull boy.
All work and no homologous recombinaltion tiniker makes Jack a dull boy.
All work and no homologous recombinaltion tiniker makes Jack a dull boy.

By Bone Oboe (not verified) on 13 Apr 2011 #permalink

"She's my daughter!"

*SLAP*

"She's my cat!"

*SLAP*

"She's my daughter!"

*SLAP*

"My cat!"

*SLAP SLAP*

"My daughter!"

*SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP*

"SHE'S MY CAT AND MY DAUGHTEEEEERRRR!"

...

Too much?

Evolution is impossible by the second tiniker of homologous recombinaltion.

A tiniker trap is an example of homologous recombinalticity.

There can be no morality without homologous recombinaltion tiniker.

Unguided natural processes cannot create any new homologous recombinaltion tiniker.

Any homologous recombinaltion tiniker in the world is a result of the Fall.

Darwinists believe that some chemicals just happened to form the first homologous recombinaltion tiniker by chance.

I address the Sycorax, um, according to... Article 15 of the Shadow Proclamation. I command you to *leave* this world with all the authority of... the Slitheen Parliament of Raxacoricofallapatorious, and, um, the Gelth Confederacy, as, uh, sanctioned by the Mighty Jagrafess, and, ooh! the Daleks! Now homologous recomination tinikers! In peace.

/bonus points if anyone gets the refrence (it's easy)

By Joe Ballenger (not verified) on 23 Apr 2011 #permalink

My Mama always said, 'Life was like a box of homologous recominaltion tinikers; you never know what you're gonna get.'