PZ Mghserx hits the big 50, the youngster. And there's a poetry fest going on at his blog (for values of "poetry" that includes all Vogonesque contributions). I wrote this, but I thought I'd add it here, with typos corrected.
The Myers Biological Song:
You are the very model of a modern biological
You've information vegetable, animal and logical
You know the ways of genomes and can list developmentical
From zygote to fifth instar you can tell if it's pharyngical.
You're very well acquainted too with things creatonistical
And understand the politics of matters atheistical
About intelligent design you're teeming with the critical
With many snarky things to say about the hypocritical.
You're very good at deconstructing neocon rhetoricus
You know the names of pundits who are seen to be ridiculous.
In short, in matters vegetable, animal and logical
You are the very model of a modern biological.
You know the mythic history of religious intransigents
You answer hard apologetics offered by evangelists
You quote the sci-en-tific liter-a-ture very concisely
And give out texts so students can admire your actions wise-ly.
You can tell a proper explanation from a sketch miraculous
You know the physiology that goes along with baculus
You can hum the Internationale while dealing with the credulous
And love for reasons unknown all the shapes of things mollusculous.
Then you write a blog from which all the laity can be taught
And mess with people's minds by showing them they don't know what they thought.
When others make it harder or just try to further fabulate
And when they use religion over science to regurgitate
The dogmas of an early age we progressed by last century
You treat them with derision or project the penitentiary.
In short, when you encounter ignorant epistemology
You say that we had better all rehearse the real biology.
For your scientific knowledge, though you're feisty and all generous,
Though broad and full of clarity, is but part of your ingenious
Recall of matters vegetable, animal and logical.
You are the very model of a modern biological.
No apologies to Gilbert and Sullivan. None whatever.
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Bravo! I could sing right along. ;-)
Brilliant! A lyrical philosopher! Is there no end to the man's talents?
Once there was a philosopher
With "Wilkins" as a moniker
On PZ's birthday
John did in their graves
Spin Gilbert and Sullivan.
BTW, the one I left for PZ:
Oh, for the life of me,
There's no rhymes I can see
that will fit to a tee
someone named Myearshertz.