If your PhD was run by Windows

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System requires warm reboot. Install Coffee add-on.

Your system is missing a critical atheist upgrade! Install at once to avoid spurious results (if you can figure out what the atheist upgrade is...).

Your Internet browser has had its home page reset to www.scienceblogs.com to avoid cluelessness!

I don't know that you need an atheist upgrade so long as you have the Critical Thinking Service Pack 2. But the Coffee Add-On, I don't know how anyone gets their computer working without it.

You are so mean to me.... ;-)

First thing I did was to check if my folder was still on the desktop (yes, it is, though unopened for years). So, i'll keep banging my head....

c:/endPHD.exe /submitwhatyouhave /sayyoullreviselater

Are you sure?

|y

Two Committee Members Decline Proposal.
Program Failed.

c:endPHD.exe /rewritedissertationproposal /makeitsoundmorefinal /whine

Program Successfully Completed.
PHD received.

c:/findjobwithoutresearch.exe

File Not Found

c:/findjobwithsomeresearchbutmostlyteaching.exe

You Are Not Qualified

c:/...

c:/findPOSTDOC