Q: Is it permissible for white men to rap?
A: There are no hadiths which state the prophet's opinion of white men rapping (P.B.U.H). But, we can apply our reason in light of the evidence to this question. In the year 1413 A.H. a white man produced a reggae themed "rap" single which force us to state that it is impermissible for a believing white man to rap. Additionally, it is impermissible for believers to listen to the rapping of a white kuffar rapper. This ruling does not apply to the white rapper Marshall Mathers, for a whom a special dispensation is granted due to the felicitousness of his rhymes. Below the fold one may view the rap in question from 1413 which forces us to render this ruling for the believers. Two caveats need to be considered before clicking below the fold:
1) It is haram to view the rap more than once, only for educational purposes may this rap be viewed.
2) If there is an adult male in the household it is enjoined upon him to take the burden of viewing this rap so that the delicate sensibilities of the the female sex are preserved. Additionally, it is impermissible for the young ones to view this rap lest they be dissauded from later cultivating an appreciation of thugz who are most pleasing in the eyes of Allah due to their deaf beats.
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Dude, you are crackin me up lately. I and some of my ex-mormon homies do these kinds of spoofy things, too. Lately we've been having a conversation about how similar some of the cultural structures of islam are to mormonism. This confirms it. lol. thanks.
Dude, wait just a little bit and check out GNXP "Classic." We'll see what those from Muslim nations have to say about "Informer"...
To make matters even worse, he's Canadian! And I must be hearing things wrong, because it sounds like he's saying "a leaky bum-bum, there". Is that right? This song did come out at about the same time as the Olestra scandal, if I recall correctly. (I don't.)
Awww, dammit. This blog is a parody? And I completely fell for it in the "Death to the apostates" thread, too.
Don't I feel sheepish now...
PS: Snow came out in 1993, whereas Olestra came out about five years later in 1998
Ahahahahahaha, check it out now...
This blog is a parody? And I completely fell for it in the "Death to the apostates" thread, too.
kuffar, be assured that my treason is there for all to see. my heresy is not inscribed just in god's book but on the presses of man.
praise be allah!
This ruling does not apply to the white rapper Marshall Mathers, for a whom a special dispensation is granted due to the felicitousness of his rhymes
Am I the only one who thinks eminem sounds whiter than Ted Haggard? I can't stand listening to that shit.
Tell me, is it okay to rap in French? Or is there a 'covenant of rap' that allows it in the UK but not in france?
kuffar, there is french rap. it is permissible.