Midwestern observations

I used the bathroom at Minneapolis International today. Nothing weird that I noticed, but perhaps I wasn't looking closely enough.

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Maybe your "stance" wasn't wide enough! :-)

They have lots of bathrooms--perhaps you were just in the wrong one. Although, I've been to that airport many times and been to quite a few of the bathrooms and never noticed anything unusual.

As Mark Steyn said in his recent column about George Michael getting busted in a bathroom in Beverly Hills years ago, "Guilty feet have got no rhythm," as George famously observed on his hit song "Careless Whisper."

The Muppet Show: Happy Feet lyrics

Happy feet, I've got those happy feet
Give them a low down beat (Perhaps this line should be - 'Give them a DOWN LOW beat')
And they begin dancing
I've got those ten little tapping toes
And when they hear a tune
I can't control my dancing heels
To save my soul