For you. Just for the halibut...
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Alaskan Governor Sarah Palin might dispute the human contribution to climate change, oppose embryonic stem cell research, and promote creationism, but in other ways she has been an advocate for science.
"Hello, I need to purchase a fish licence"
"a what?"
"a fish licence for my pet fish, Eric.
He is an halibut."
"a what?"
"He is... an... halibut"
"You've got a pet halibut? you're a loony"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5MnyRZLd8A
Priceless.
By the way, they love that joke down at the Red Lobster. Cracks 'em up every time.