Land O' Goshen, Jeezus Kat Is Borned!

A Goshen Family has identified an apparition of Banana Jeezus on their kitten. Here is a closeup:
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Go HERE for a film of Banana Jeezus.

All Hail Banana Jeezus! All Hail Orac for Brinin' Us Dis Newz!

All Hail Ceelin' Kat!

We ask Ceelin' Kat, "Ceelin' Kat, whut 2-do about teh unbeleevers????"

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Laik dis, ceelin' kat???

Whoa.....

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By Samantha Vimes (not verified) on 31 Jul 2008 #permalink

Ho zanna Hai zanna!