Maybe it's better to not know how much email you have in your inbox

But if you must know ....

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Or with him, at least. My oh my I don't know why I liked this so much. But here we are, "The Plan," by Jack Handey. Copied in full beneath the fold for your holiday enjoyment.
Stealth librarianship is a way of being.
Most of us probably haven't read the whole speech, but we should. I hadn't remembered this part:
Ever wonder how the art and science of medicine made it from medieval times to today without self-destructing, à; la alchemy?

meh....I guess that's useful if you leave your mail on gmail but gmail has been hacked so many times that I don't leave anything there. I pop my mail from there into Thunderbird so I always know what I have read/unread just by looking.