Happy Birthday Barack Obama

IF, if fact this IS your birthday.

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If he was even born!!!

I'm pretty sure he's just a hologram, controlled by aliens from space or something to take over our country, then the entire planet. mhuawhahahahahahaha

You mean he's one of the clones mentioned in Star Trek from the Eugenics wars of the late 90s? I guess Kirk got his history wrong.