Gah!!! ack... gasp .... ok breath, ok breath.... phew....

Wow. My internet connection was down for a few hours. Did I miss anything?

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Sarah Palin wrote a book while you were out.

Goddamn it!!!!! I thought the baby was on his way from the title!! And yeah, get a smartphone. :P

How long have you been out? The space shuttle took off a few days ago, and the world ends in 2012

Don't worry. The web is still mostly porn.

Ray Comfort's zombie fundagelicals are out TODAY handing out raped copies of "On the Origin of Species" on college campuses instead of tomorrow.

By NewEnglandBob (not verified) on 18 Nov 2009 #permalink

Only the end of the world. Nothing important or anything....