I'm reading that Dan Browne book about the Illuminati. Given that, I doubt this could really happen:
This, however, seems very likely to happen:
More like this
From Wikipedia:
I realize that PZ seems to have all the fun when it comes to entertaining e-mails from cranks, but that doesn't mean I don't sometimes get my share of such amusement.
This week it's our friend Factition at Conspiracy Factory.
Xena is renamed ...
"They had red coats, they were commies! It's a communist complot!"
I reclaim the copyright for that quote and all the variants, we know the fundies are going to say it, so I'm going to win a lot of money por copyright infringement.
"I may not know much about art but I know what I like."