I don't know what to do with my life

I don't know what I want for christmas

... Or what I want to be when I grow up, or what to major in in college.

But I can write a poem with Google Search Box:

I am going crazy
I am going to die.

I am going in
I am going to be a big sister.

I am going in Spanish
I am going to die alone.


Hat Tip Science Punk

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