Chicago Area Denizens: Get your fortune told!

... by people who really know how to tell a fortune...

Ask us any question you want! And we'll answer it for you! We'll have tarot cards! Palm readings! A crystal* ball! And dowsing pendulums (courtesy of SurlyRamics)!

You can even attend out pseudoworkshop "5 minute Google: How to impress your drunk ass friends with psychic readings". Then you can hold your own psychic fair!

We'll even have raffles (we already know that you're a winner!) And a silent auction. And chairs! And an open bar! And a skeptical psychic face off!

You can even compete to prove your own psychic powers are the best in Chicago!

Be there!

Friday, July 23
8:00pm

Galway Arms
2442 N Clark
Chicago, Il


More details here

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Too bad it's on my birthday and I'm already scheduled to appear in New Orleans for gambling, drinking, strip clubs, and other "sinful" activities.

Have fun without me.

umm i want to know if i will have luck with falling in love with someone this year whos fit for me and if i will get a little sum of money. and will i be a honor student in my class?