... by people who really know how to tell a fortune...
Ask us any question you want! And we'll answer it for you! We'll have tarot cards! Palm readings! A crystal* ball! And dowsing pendulums (courtesy of SurlyRamics)!
You can even attend out pseudoworkshop "5 minute Google: How to impress your drunk ass friends with psychic readings". Then you can hold your own psychic fair!
We'll even have raffles (we already know that you're a winner!) And a silent auction. And chairs! And an open bar! And a skeptical psychic face off!
You can even compete to prove your own psychic powers are the best in Chicago!
Be there!
Friday, July 23
8:00pm
Galway Arms
2442 N Clark
Chicago, Il
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Or so says Steen Landsy, director of the Kosmos Center.
...is to be among the 5 most fraudulent psychics of all time.
More psychic pets! Wooo... aren't you excited? I uhh... am?
Too bad it's on my birthday and I'm already scheduled to appear in New Orleans for gambling, drinking, strip clubs, and other "sinful" activities.
Have fun without me.
umm i want to know if i will have luck with falling in love with someone this year whos fit for me and if i will get a little sum of money. and will i be a honor student in my class?