Who killed Osama: Trump or Clinton?

What really happened the night Osama Bin Laden was killed by Hillary Clinton and her SEAL Team?

Or, was it like this?

Check out this maximally LOL item at Slate for all the details.

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That is good.

There are two Onion articles around the election that I really like.

"FEC Extends Election By 7 Months To Give Nation Chance To Better Get To Know Candidates"

and

"Report: Peaceful Transfer Of Power Makes Last-Minute Push To Become Most Pressing Issue Of 2016 Election"

(not links).

I hope the time when we can look back at this campaign and laugh comes soon.