Rogue MTA Notice

Rogue MTA notice.

Image: David Harmon.

The text reads;

All trains will be running at the normal unsatisfactory rate, along with track diversions and problems with closing the doors, which will make you late for any appointment or job you have. We sincerely do not apologize for any inconvenience this may have caused you.

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3AM until 9 PM
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MTA Transit
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This service notice has been brought to you by none other than Peet Skeet. Please enjoy the over priced, over populated, shit ass ride on the train.

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I get mail with wonderful links in it, but I'm hard pressed to find the time to post them, so my apologizes to those who've sent me things and not heard back. I'm beyond swamped.

At least someone has a sense of humor about the service!

Brilliant.

This morning I was looking at the MTA's new ad, something about "Working for the next 100 years", and was thinking about how I could make my own sign. I wish there was more of this stuff posted in trains. It's the only way we can complain about bad service!

Joe: It might well have been printed out from the generator you link, but this was physically posted at the Flushing Main street station, near a couple of genuine (and annoying) notices.

By David Harmon (not verified) on 24 Jan 2007 #permalink

Actually, on second thought, whoever did this one had more flexibility than WheresAndy's generator -- for one thing, it shows both E and F lines, and the text items don't match the site options.

By David Harmon (not verified) on 24 Jan 2007 #permalink

Will [s]he ever return? No! [s]he'll never return and [her] fate is still unlearned! [S]he will ride forever 'neath the streets of [Manhattan] [s]he's the [wo]man who never returned!

Are any of you old enough to remember that song about the MTA?

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Chardyspal

By Chardyspal (not verified) on 24 Jan 2007 #permalink