The official God FAQ is now available for your reading pleasure.
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I will be the first to concede that religion can be extremely interesting (although not to me). My general rule of thumb is that virtually any topic is interesting once you really get into it, and religion is no exception.
Duck, everyone!
Well, this is amusing.
This is, without a doubt, the most complete, detailed and to-the-point FAQ site I have ever seen. EXCELLENT!
Perfect! Now that that has been settled, can we now, as a culture, please go on?
Q: was that a completely pointless waste of time?
A: absolutely.
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Nice job. They pretty much covered everything, I think.
Waste of time? That was hilarious!
I knew it, the Mormons at work are going to be so disappointed when I tell them the news!
I think it was very nice of God to give us the official answer.
Bob
What do you get when you combine an agnostic, an insomniac and a dyslexic: someone who lies awake at night wondering if there is a dog.