Welcome To Hell

Gee, eternity. Somedays I feel like that is my job...eternity in hell.

Ah, but you get toilet breaks at work.

Bob

Toilet breaks at work? Luxury. Why in my day...young uns don't know they're born.

More seriously; some companies actually time their employees toilet breaks and dock money for taking too long to spend a penny. This used to be common in call centres and still happens in some, people are allowed 1h per day for all time (including lunch) away from their desk.

As they work at PCs and are classed as high users this actually breaks HSE recommendations in the UK but they still do it.