Film Rating For Your Blog, Part Trois

This rating, oddly, is because I used these words (to answer my previous question, no it does not seem to pick up words below the fold);

sexy (7x)
ass (6x)
poop (5x)
porn (4x)

Well, now that I have forever ruined any remote chance that I might have had to become gainfully employed (ho-hum), I am done goofing around.

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In the long run, you're better off not working for anyone so stupid as to give an ounce of credit to a rating script as naive as this one.

So NC-17 is the worst you can get? No XXX rating? What good is it?

I did a little test and setup a blog on blogger. In the only post I got pretty graphic and kept submitting it.

It started out as PG and then rapidly moved through R and onto NC-17 where it stayed. Got to love word weighting.

Well, that was an interesting little experiment.

It doesn't check below the fold, it doesn't check the comments and only seems to look at the first page of the blog. Oh yes, it doesn't appear to have an XXX.

Don't see why it should reduce your job chances; once you are back to the life of birds and animals I'm sure that it will go down again. Assuming that you don't mention tits, copulation, organisms or beavers in your titles. :o)

By Chris' Wills (not verified) on 29 Jun 2007 #permalink

You've just discovered why Christians fear the science blogs, and journals, and education, and reality. They all contain naughty words.

I got an "R." I may have to use your technique to boost my rating.

Fortunately, I just got a penis enlargement e-mail that contained the remarkably erotic phrase "affair joanne rabid halve afghan weapon ketone adele grope sprue." If that doesn't get me up to "X," I don't know what will.