Is Your Cat Plotting to Kill You?

Is your cat plotting to kill you?

Nevermind that I do not live with a cat ..

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It's probably just your future cat plotting to travel back in time to kill you. It happens all the time on Star Trek.

By bumblebrain (not verified) on 02 Dec 2008 #permalink

93%. And I have three of them - do they plot together?

By Gray Gaffer (not verified) on 02 Dec 2008 #permalink

There is just about zero chance that our big loveable lug of a Maine coon cat is planning to kill anyone, although he can destroy of bowl of kibble with the best of them.