All Rocks Go To Heaven

This is a strange "debate" between Our Lady of Martyrs Catholic Church, and Cumberland Presbyterian, created using an online church sign generator. The images show, from top to bottom, the responses and counter-responses over time.

And the next morning, Our Lady of Martyrs Catholic Church responds;

The following morning, Cumberland Presbyterian Church responds;

And the Catholics reply to that;

Of course, we all know that heaven isn't any more real than Harry Potter, but whatevs. These people clearly are entertained.

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Clearly the people of Beluah need to improve their sense of humour.

How could you ever come up with a response to that("all rocks go to heaven")? Our lady of martyrs FTW!

Yes, I know it's probably not real. A girl can dream...

len -- i suspected as much! this whole thing is as much a fantasy as the bible itself. how appropriate.

"Do it yourself"

That's pretty funny, though the fact that it's clearly the same photo repeatedly is kinda a giveaway.

How stupid do you have to be to lose to the catholic church in a battle of wits.

By nota realperson (not verified) on 14 Jun 2009 #permalink

The same cars parked in the same spot in the catholic sign pic kind of gives it away.

Still funny tho.

By Stacy Mason (not verified) on 14 Jun 2009 #permalink

I agree that it's funny, but the photos are suspicious, and a quick search of the web turns up a few sites saying that it is fabricated. If it's too good to be true ...

Well maybe the divine being of their choice put those cars in the same place day after day so it traps those who want to believe whatever it is they believe...Hmmmm?

Well, it's good to see that the Catholic church thinks that Heaven is geologist-friendly!

(Yes, yes, I know, it's fake)

By Thomas M. (not verified) on 14 Jun 2009 #permalink

Bob O'H: What if the rock is a sinner, though?

Do you perhaps mean a "cinder"? ;-)

By David Harmon (not verified) on 15 Jun 2009 #permalink