Is it possible to polish a turd to a high gloss? Well, it depends upon how you define "high gloss" but these two men had an unambiguous standard for measuring "high gloss units" and they set out to find out if it is possible to accomplish this.
When I read the title, I thought this was going to be another post about the US legislative process. I'm not sure whether to be relieved or disappointed, but either way it's good fun. Thanks!