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Plausible? Yeah, April Fools issue would be plausible. or hoax. Bored harvesting apricots?
Uhm... perhaps some peculiar shaped seed (or stone or whatever it's called in English)? Or Intelligent Design, by any chance?
Surprised the Laetrile didn't grant the little guy immortality.
That's just begging to have a human fetus photoshopped in there, and distributed as "Baby Jesus Seen In Apricot!"
So assuming it wasn't a fraud or the human brain playing tricks on you (e.g. suspend reality for a moment), how would you discover this?
(munch) Hey, this apricot has an unusual flavor. It ... it... TASTES LIKE CHICKEN!
Actually, if you look at it upside down, it kinda resembles Kim Jong Il.
Why would you assume it wasn't a fraud? Seems like the most plausible explanation to me.
How many witnesses were there when the apricot was first cut open? Was it videotaped? From multiple angles? For that matter, is it a real bird embryo or just pareidolia? One mediocre black-and-white photo isn't very conclusive.
I wouldn't *think* you could cause this just by stuffing a bird egg into the right part of a fertilized apricot flower so that the apricot grows around it, but maybe you could. If the timing worked out right, the apricot could be full grown by the time the bird tried to hatch (and failed, since it was surrounded by an apricot, but it'd already be a "well-developed bird embryo" by that time). Assuming, of course, that bird eggs don't need to exchange gas across their shells to develop properly. That's pretty far-fetched, though - fraud and pareidolia are much more parsimonious explanations, until there's evidence to rule them out.
Oh, how silly. Of course the chicken came before the apricot. If they'd sliced the apricot in half, they wouldn't have found a perfectly developed embryo, they'd find HALF a perfectly developed embryo.
I hope they give it as a snack to Bat-Boy.
My guess is pareidolia coupled with an odd shaped stone, although it's hard to tell with a single b&w image.
There's so much information that is completely impossible to find out that now there'll be no way of deciding for sure but, as Chris said, fraud and pareidolia are by far the most likely explanations.
Common guys the whole thing is carved out of a block of soap. Even the aprricot does not look that real.
Newborn bird gets the boot from an older sibling, falls on a branch in the center of a flower, gets encased by the subsequently forming fruit.
Or it's a fraud.
Funny shaped pit.
There's this theory that every bird comes from apricots, but humanity is misleaded by apricot-worshipers who put bird embryos in eggs, so as not to ruin apricot's reputation (their fruit reputation that is). :)
You should also investigate the theory of dinosaur eggs and why dinosaurs disappeared (they say coconut worshipers run out of eggs). :D
The top half of the "embryo" is very bird-embryo-like ("head" and "wing"), but the bottom half isn't at all. Funny shaped pit.
Great! We are one step closer to being able to develop artificial wombs for humans! Might need a big old melon, though. In Egypt, there's a myth about gods being "born" from lotus flowers (the Pharaoh as Horus).
The difficulty here is that this would be all too easy to fake - cut apricot in half, remove stone, replace with fetal chick - hey presto.
The real question is obviously which came first -- the chicken or the cobbler?
This reminds me of something I once read. In Britain, they have barnacle geese, which are related to the Canada goose, but smaller. Apparently there was a widespread belief that they were actually born from barnacles, not eggs. The belief persisted partly because barnacle geese never breed in Britain, but mostly because if they were born from barnacles, then they were technically seafood and thus acceptable to eat during Lent. ;-)
Looks like fraud to me.
I am no expert on apricot physiology, but in most plants if the flower is not fertilized properly, the fruit never develops. Obviously there is some sort of feedback between the embryonic apricot and the fruit such that resources are not wasted on the fruit if there is no seed.
I think that is why there are no seedless apricots (none reported via google). The only "seedless apricots" are apricots that have been deseeded, then (usually) dried.
Apricots take several months to develop from flower to fruit. A dead bird embryo could not last that long. It woul decay. Apricots flower well before birds hatch. There is no sign of a shell, or of a seed. No fragments of either.
If you look at the period of incubation for a number of different songbirds with embryos of similar mass to this one
http://www.lincoln.ac.uk/dbs/research/egg_cooling.htm
They are all only a few weeks long at most. A 2 month long incubation period would likely be fatal.
The most plausible explanation is fraud.
Even more appropriately to the present thread, barnacle geese were believed to grow on trees:
The very best stuff I've found on this subject was written by rocket-boy Willy Ley. For more of Sir John, as well as a wonder-chamber of real-life oddities, try the collection Exotic Zoology, consisting of excerpts from his books on strange and apocryphal biology. Now out of print, but used copies are around -- if you see one, get it.
Perhaps this is a canned apricot and the embryo came from a bird's nest in the tree from which the apricot was harvested. The embryo proceeded to be canned along with the apricot and eventually came to rest in the pit.
Just so.
As with invisible people that live in the sky, humans are pattern recognizers and we are desperate to find meaning in those patterns. The same traits that gave us advantage can fool us past their necessity.
Turn the picture any other way and it doesn't resemble a bird at all.
Definitely no bird. Oddly deformed apricot pit, quite likely; hoax, equally likely; little birdie - no way!! (Or, as the Tui beer ads say here in NZ - 'yeah, right!'
i was gonna speculate clever fraud, but then it occurred to me, "Hey L, what kind of person gets up in the morning and decides to find a half-developed birdie and shove it into soft fruit?" and then the idea of biting into said meaty-fruity two-in-one at breakfast made me toss my little cookies.
thanks a bunch, Orac, you stomachless plastic box.
Lepht
Just another clever Ornithological practical joke.