The Guardian wins the prize for best headline for its coverage of the tipsy astronauts: "Drunk astronauts go from Right Stuff to the hard stuff." While we're on the subject, though, how about this, even less amusing, story: "Three die in Branson's space tourism tests."
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"Each generation goes further than the generation preceding it because it stands on the shoulders of that generation. You will have opportunities beyond anything we've ever known." -Ronald Reagan
"I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you different." -Kurt Vonnegut
Homer: Hello, is this NASA?
Scientist: Yes?
Homer: Good! Listen, I'm sick of your boring space launches. Now I'm just an ordinary, blue-collar slob, but I know what I likes on TV.
“I wasn’t destined to be an astronaut. I had to turn myself into one.” -Chris Hadfield
If I were "cargo" from Canaveral I'd like to take as much of the distillery with me as I could!