Boating accident, riiiight...

I haven't reviewed any bad movies lately, but this new cheese-fest is making me consider starting up again. For your viewing pleasure (?), Shark In Venice (warning: badly done blood & gore ahead);



Stock footage, bad CGI, and a lesser Baldwin brother? How can I possibly resist?

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That's awesome. I just keep watching seconds 50 & 51 over and over again.

Oh, SNAP! Did I see the least Baldwin get killed in that clip somewhere?! That might be worth watching it alone! I once watched 'Jason Lives: Friday the 13th Part VI' just to see Ron Palillo die horribly. Not worth it.

Cool! I can hardly wait. Cheesy shark movies rule!

By afarensis, FCD (not verified) on 26 Sep 2008 #permalink

It's like Indiana Jones and Jaws 2 all rolled up into one masterful work of schlock.