Officer: To Live Outside the Law, You Must Be Honest

Or at least know what magical brownies can do to you:

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Yet more proof of the truism that cops have the best dope. It's been many years since I was able to make time pass really, really, really, really slowly. I miss it.

They should have sentenced him to 'time served.' It would have seemed like an eternity, and he would never eat take out from the evidence locker again.