Officer: To Live Outside the Law, You Must Be Honest

Or at least know what magical brownies can do to you:

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I suppose under the theory that when dog bites man it's not news but when man bites dog it is, CDC's publication Morbidity and Mortality Weekly Reports (MMWR) recently ran an outbreak report about people getting baked by brownies:
Earlier today, I had this conversation with my better half.
Well, it is finally Pi Day—mathematicians and scientists rejoice! The number of pies in our inbox doubled overnight, and we woke up to a virtual bakery's worth of pastries. What did we find? We'll have to break it into two posts...

Yet more proof of the truism that cops have the best dope. It's been many years since I was able to make time pass really, really, really, really slowly. I miss it.

They should have sentenced him to 'time served.' It would have seemed like an eternity, and he would never eat take out from the evidence locker again.