I Want a Pet Hippo

This is truly remarkable:

Hopefully, Jessica doesn't try to mark the house....

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Ooh!! Me too!! Me too!!

She looks like a total sweetheart...Unfortunately, I don't think local ordinances would allow hippos. For that matter, I'm pretty sure Boston probably doesn't either.

I don't know. In the short span of the video she probably ate $10 in food.