Girl's aren't absolute evil.

You may have seen the proof before. Roughly speaking, it goes like this:

girls = time x money (because girls are time and money*)

time = money (proverbial cliche) therefore:

girls = money² Then, since

money = evil^1/2 (generally credited to The Bible, I Timothy 6:10), THEREFORE:

girls =( evil^1/2)², or girls = |evil|

However, it has recently come to my attention that the assumption that "money = evil" may not be entirely accurate. Indeed, according to Chinese proverb:

time > money

Subsituting this into the proof, we find that girls are not, in fact, the root of all evil, but something slightly more, since you can't simple assume that

time x money = money².

So there. Take that.

*For the moment, I'll ignore the fact that "and" is used in mathematical terminology to represent "+", not "x"... which means girls are 2(evil^1/2).