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Considering the name of this blog, you may not be surprised that I am a sucker for clocks and watches. If I had more walls and more money, I'd collect them by dozens (hundreds?). Grow-a-Brain has been collecting links to sites showing all kinds of clocks.
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I am exhausted. Today was a very long conference filled day followed by a very long baseball game at Fenway Park. My labmate, who is a bit of a baseball freak, in a moment of sheer brilliance, bought us STANDING ROOM ONLY tickets for the game. And so we stood. For >3 hours. My feet hurt. At…
Before opening for business, licensees must spend 3½ weeks at McDonald's "Hamburger College" in Chicago.
You mean that McDonald's "Hamburger College" does NOT offer tenure to their instructors?
You guys do know that Mickey D is suing the publisher of a dictionary, hoping to get a court injunction to remove the word "McJob" from all future editions.
As Jay Leno commented last night: "McDonalds insists that the word insults their dignity. As opposed to the silly little paper hats that they make their employees wear?"
My seminar today, ladies and gentlemen, is on Mathematical Hamburger Theory. Now, consider a spherical hamburger...
From the audience: isn't that all well-known in Theoretical Meatballology?
Luckily, the other door is usually a six-figure job in industry, assuming you come with a science Ph.D.
. . . so the host says, "Behind one of these three doors is tenure. Behind the other two are jobs flipping burgers. Which do you pick?"
"Uh, I'll pick door number two, Monty."
"Aha! Feel good about your choice?"
"Well. . . ."
"Now, now. Just to help you along, I'm going to open one of the other two doors. . . ."
I know this one!!! Take the other door! For the love of science, take the other door!