If you had a lonely Valentine's Day, it's my fault. I should have passed along these infallible Darwinian pick-up lines to you.
It's not too late, though…there's a weekend coming up, try them out and let us all know how it works out.
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I've forwarded the "skepchick" page URL to ALL my friends!
HELP!!
PZ had posted about a list made of scientists who had a certain name or whose names started with a certain letter and who agreed with the theory of evolution as developed from Darwin's ideas.
I believe this was a refutation/satire of lists made by creationists trying to show how many scientist supporters they have (with lots of professors from Russia, Turkey, and the Ukraine).
I need a link to this list to refute an ID'er who is making a big deal out of their list of anti-evolutionists. THANKS.
I think #7 is damn clever.
Mirror:
Try Project Steve.
mirror:
Project Steve
THANKS!!! with whipped cream and a cherry on top.
You're welcome!
Mmmm, whipped cream. . . .
My favorite was this one by Joshua:
Baby, I got just what you need: matching pairs of your beneficial but recessive alleles.
These would totally work on me.
Just call me helicase, cause I'd like to unzip your genes....
LOL!
And then I got the pun, too -- it's a quarter to 3 at night.
ROTFL!!!
Ok, the helicase one would get me.
How about this one; it worked for me 35 years ago and now I'm a grandfather;
"Baby, I'm not all that far removed; how about some wild monkey love that will shake the trees?"
It is inspiring to see educational blogs like this in the otherwise often boring scientific world.
Just call me helicase, cause I'd like to unzip your genes....
Genius!
My own humble submission is one for mathematicians:
"Hey, Baby, I hope you're differentiable, because I'd love to be the tangent to your curves."
LOL!
This is fun, but wanna bet some irate bible thumper will use these "against" us? (I don't care, of course, since part of "our" message should be that sex is fun!)
LOL!
And then I got the pun, too -- it's a quarter to 3 at night.
ROTFL!!!
LOL!
Thnks vry mch fr shrng ths ntrstng pst. I m jst strtng p my wn blg nd ths hs gvn m nsprtn t wht I cn chv.