Mary's Monday Metazoan: Arboreal goats?

It's a bit disappointing. This video would be so much cooler if it were arboreal goats on fire.

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Who would have thought a goat could be so nimble...

Ha ha, giraffes, you thought you didn't have competition for that food, didn't you?

If giraffes evolved long necks, why are their goats (on fire or otherwise), pygmies, dwarves, and apes?

Glen D
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By Glen Davidson (not verified) on 04 Jan 2010 #permalink

How did they get up there? It shows them jumping down, but they could hardly have jumped up. I wouldn't think hooves would be very good for climbing trees...

By skeptical scientist (not verified) on 04 Jan 2010 #permalink

It is my considered opinion that they're nesting.

By Standard curve (not verified) on 04 Jan 2010 #permalink

They stand over the sapling and wait.

OMG GOATS ON TREES

By https://www.go… (not verified) on 04 Jan 2010 #permalink

I wouldn't think hooves would be very good for climbing trees...

And yet they do! This phenomenon, by the way, has been used as an argument in the ground-up vs. trees-down debate re the evolution of flight in birdosaurs. People say "But theropods show no adaptations for arboreality" and the killer reply is "Goats!"

By Sven DiMilo (not verified) on 04 Jan 2010 #permalink

The fruit of the goat tree.

By natural cynic (not verified) on 04 Jan 2010 #permalink

... is just kidding.

By natural cynic (not verified) on 04 Jan 2010 #permalink

A quote from Wikipedia:

Goats are also widely known for their ability to climb trees, although the tree generally has to be on somewhat of an angle.
By aratina cage (not verified) on 04 Jan 2010 #permalink

Ha Ha.
At first i thought there were just a couple of goats in the tree. then it turned out to be a clown car, they just kept coming.

Does anyone know if they've evolved special hooves for this?

By flyonthewall (not verified) on 04 Jan 2010 #permalink

The only green on that video is on the tree. These goats are under a natural selective pressure: Climb up the tree or die.

skeptical scientist said: I wouldn't think hooves would be very good for climbing trees...

If they can climb up ridiculous small clives and bare rocks, why not trees?

Would like to come back in a few million years. Prehensile tails? Elongated, dexterous hooves?

By RamblinDude (not verified) on 04 Jan 2010 #permalink

These are clearly the fruits of a vegetable or Scythian lamb tree. Previously thought to only produce a single lamb which would eat the grass around its stalk, this variety must feed on leaves before being ripe enough to fall.

By Kathy Orlinsky (not verified) on 04 Jan 2010 #permalink

Very cool. I saw this in a documentary sometime in the past year, but I can't remember exactly where what or when.

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By Darrell E (not verified) on 04 Jan 2010 #permalink

What do you get when you cross an arboreal goat with a fainting goat?

By recovering catholic (not verified) on 04 Jan 2010 #permalink

What do you get when you cross an arboreal goat with a fainting goat? BBQ.

By bullofthewoods (not verified) on 04 Jan 2010 #permalink

What do you get when you cross an arboreal goat with a fainting goat?

A goat which may or may not make a sound when it falls in the woods.

By ted.dahlberg (not verified) on 04 Jan 2010 #permalink

What do you get when you cross an arboreal goat with a fainting goat?

The ACTUAL catalyst for Newton formulating his theory of gravity.

By PhilTurdwater (not verified) on 04 Jan 2010 #permalink

What do you get when you cross an arboreal goat with a fainting goat?

Goats that learn to fly really really quickly.

What do you get when you cross an arboreal goat with a fainting goat?

Depends. Do we have to stare at it?

That's a nice tree. Pity it suffers from a goatfestation.
Hoping for a leopard or three.
- ridiculously small clive.

Goodness. Have the developed little fingers and toesies to hold onto branches with? How on earth are they doing that with hooves?

By Rachel Bronwyn (not verified) on 04 Jan 2010 #permalink

In the early 1950s I lived in Tripoli, Libya, for a couple of years. We would see goats grazing in (what I may mis-remember as) olive trees all the time - they take a short run and go up rather nimbly. It's apparently not that different from the rock-hopping that mountain goats do on mountains. See more pictures at http://www.odditycentral.com/videos/the-tree-goats-of-morocco.html

By Paul Burnett (not verified) on 04 Jan 2010 #permalink

That's a nice tree. Pity it suffers from a goatfestation.Hoping for a leopard or three.

There is only one way to stop a goatfestation from spreading: Burn down the forest!

By aratina cage (not verified) on 04 Jan 2010 #permalink

I saw that in Morocco. The nuts of the Argan tree were too hard so the Berber farmers would encourage goats to eat them and the farmers collected the nut pits from the goat feces. They then ground the pits to extract the argan oil which was used for all sorts of culinary and cosmetic purposes.

Nowadays they're supposed to be extracting the oil using industrial presses but the farmers are still having the goats climb the argan trees. For some reason, people aren't eager to buy oil made from goat feces. Go figure.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Argan_oil

By Romeo Vitelli (not verified) on 04 Jan 2010 #permalink

Great CGI!

By Kaleberg5 (not verified) on 04 Jan 2010 #permalink

"Yer tries are full of goots!!"

I've seen goats do that; they're great animals as pets but they can be incredibly frustrating. They seem to be able to jump over anything or else chew through it; I'd lost many trees to that sort of goatish behavior. Baaaad goats! Baaaaad!

By MadScientist (not verified) on 04 Jan 2010 #permalink

If a fainting goat falls out of a tree in the forest, and there's nobody there to stare at it, does it catch on fire?