We're #1!

Dave at the World's Fair has an idea for a "meme":

[Y]ou will attempt to find 5 statements, which if you were to type into google (preferably google.com, but we'll take the other country specific ones if need be), you'll find that you are returned with your blog as the number one hit.

This was, surprisingly, fairly easy:

Of course, my own name also works, but that's kind of a cheat...

More like this

Just more eliminationist rhetoric from a good Catholic. Fortunately, this stuff is ebbing right now.
Mr Picknell, at jackaroni1229@yahoo.com, had a little question for me.
Please STOP SENDING EMAIL TO THESE INDIVIDUALS. There are too many of you, the over-reaction is excessive, and you are not doing our reputation any favor. See this message for more.
I thought Canadians were supposed to be nice. It's rather strange — I'm used to getting one or two death threats in my mailbox a week, but lately I've been getting several a day…and it's not as if I've done anything particularly dramatic lately. Or have I? Are my horns showing?