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Cake is a Made Up drug. It is Made Up of constituents.

The lack of pie-based answers is a slap in the face.

The cake is a lie!

(I really expected this as an option on the poll, and then when it wasn't, I expected it to be posted already)

I was surprised that "The cake is a lie!" didn't come up sooner, as well. I didn't think of it when I was entering the poll, but thought of it about five seconds after the post went live.

But there's no use crying over every mistake,
You just keep n trying til you run out of cake.
And the science gets done!
And you make a neat gun!
For the people who are still alive...