One Does Not Simply Science Into Mordor

I recently shot a bunch of video of myself in front of a green screen, for something that will be revealed in due time. Of course, if you have green-screen footage of yourself, you're pretty much obliged to do something silly with it, so here's a quick GIMP-ing of a still from the video (also visible as the "featured image" above...).

One does not simply science into Mordor

(I was going to try to put myself inside Mount Doom holding a Ring, but I couldn't find a suitable background image, and I've already spent too much time on this silliness. It's not the classic Boromir pose, but it'll do.)

I realize this is highly risky, the Internet being what it is, but if you think you can do better, here's the original image:

Me in front of a green screen making a dramatic gesture.

I have another image with good photoshop potential, but we'll see if this one produces anything entertaining first...