Borat says Kazakhstan Ocean Doing Fine!

Good news from Kazakhstan. Borat says if you can make it past the land mines, there are no dangerous (or any other kind of) marine animals beyond their beaches. From a recent interview for his new book:

Q: Which country to do you prefer -- Kazakhstan or the USA?

A: "I very much preferring Kazakhstan - it nicest place in the world! Please, you must look on my guidings book and then come visit. Bring your whole family and stay at Astana Funworld Resort - it have beautiful beaches, almost totally free of landmines and the sea is guarantee to have no jellyfish, shark, or any other marine life."

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