Joke

Shamelessly ripped from an internal newsgroup (thanks to AY):

A Buddhist went up to the hotdog seller and said: "Make me one with everything". Anyway, he got his hotdog and after not receiving his change, he asked for it. "My friend," replied the vendor, "the change must come from within".

And if you don't like that...

And pulled from the comments:

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My favorite: Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?

Dam.