Shamelessly ripped from an internal newsgroup (thanks to AY):
A Buddhist went up to the hotdog seller and said: "Make me one with everything". Anyway, he got his hotdog and after not receiving his change, he asked for it. "My friend," replied the vendor, "the change must come from within".
And if you don't like that...
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... sorry I could not travel both
And be one traveler – Robert Frost
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Or at least, I think he was trying to make a point, but I'm not entirely sure.
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Is that all our vendors hear when they ask us to try out their new
interfaces? A couple of us were kvetching on friendfeed about
this.
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Well if that makes you giggle, how about
http://economistsview.typepad.com/economistsview/2008/12/frequentists-v…
"... I wish I understood better some of the foundational questions mentioned below. In the limit of infinite data will two Bayesians always agree, regardless of priors? Are exceptions contrived?..."
My favorite: Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
Or this one, given William's academic credentials:
http://www.superpoop.com/120108/divisible-by-zero.jpg
I always like my variation of the old koan: Does a cow have Buddha-nature? Mu
hee hee (ok, so you pronounce it "mooo")
How about this: Top 15 unintentionally funny comic panels: http://www.yesbutnobutyes.com/archives/2007/03/top_15_unintent.html
(you may have already seen this - I forget where I found it)
What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?
Dam.