Don't try this at home

The recipe (apparently: I was out) is a jar with a little honey in it that you wish to soften; place in the microwave and accidentally type "20 mins" when you meant "20 secs"; go away and return when the room is full of smoke. But the effect is good.

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Is that completely carbonised, or is it more of a toffee?

[Definitely not toffee. Looks smells and feels quite carbonised -W]

By Alistair Wall (not verified) on 22 Mar 2009 #permalink

Interesting. The same thing happens if you add sulfuric (the official spelling) acid to sugar.

[Ha. We don't want none of your stinkin' "f" acid over here :-) -W]

Poor user interface. My wife's already done pretty much the same thing twice with our new microwave; never happened with the old one. And it's hard to clear the smoke quickly when it's still freezing outside.

By Arthur Smith (not verified) on 22 Mar 2009 #permalink

That's why I decrystalize honey for 5 seconds at a time.

Other fun tricks, chocolate chips and marshmallows are apparently two halves of a culinary epoxy activated by 15 seconds in the microwave followed by a quick stir.

By Left_Wing_Fox (not verified) on 22 Mar 2009 #permalink

Eli, that's exactly my reaction. I just bought a liter of H2SO4 just to have a fireworks snake without the fire. Now I'm going upstairs to the kitchen to try this out. I love microwave ovens.......

Read the title of the post, DON't TRY THIS AT HOME", Good thing microwave ovens are cheap at the second hand store.

Is it at all permeable? If so, maybe you have invented a substitute for activated charcoal... wonder if steam treatment would open up the pores.