Open Thread
I've munged up the last iteration of the endless thread! While I try to patch it up, it was time to update it anyway. So resume here, with this video of what Maori science classes are like.
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Benjamin mentioned this evil little ditty in the last iteration of the chatty thread, so now I shall inflict it on you.
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Stephen Fry is a lucky man to have someone willing to make that big an investment in him…except, well, that kind of commitment is actually common in the human species. Who would the Pharynguregulars invest a few decades of their biology to?
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You all ignored my last command to dance, so we shall try again…this time, with Engrish.
(via Robert Popper)
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I may need to check myself into a mental hospital, threadlians, because so help me, I like Lady Gaga, even the weird pretentious gynecological bits at the beginning of this video. Maybe especially the freaky alien gynecology.
If you're not going to dance, I at least hope you're commenting in your underwear.
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Heed ZDoggMD, all you denizens of the endless thread, and vaccinate!
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Finally, they've kicked that sappy Spielberg off the property and are redoing ET with the edge it should have had in the first place, and the endlessly patient thread will be waiting in line.
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Oh, man, 14 year old articulate atheist kids — I'm feeling old. I don't know if she'd even be allowed to participate in the vulgar and voluble thread.
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They're getting hard to keep track of — but they do provide fodder for the thread full of fierce heathens.
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Yeah, it's an anti-Catholic cartoon. Laugh, threadketeers, laugh.
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Matt Dillahunty shows the godless followers of the thread how to hammer on believers.
By the way, there are a few of us, including Matt Dillahunty, who will be at the American Atheists Convention in Des Moines, Iowa on 21-24 April. Who else is going?
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I'm sure many of the prattling horde will agree with this sentiment: we love libraries. When I was growing up, we lived within a few blocks of the town library, and I spent many happy hours immersed in that place. Apparently Alan Moore agrees with me.
I have no idea why Death is hovering over Moore's shoulder. I think it's part of the atmosphere that follows him everywhere.
(via Boing Boing)
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I racked up a series of courtship videos for Valentine's Day — actually, my wife picked them all out, so now you know something about her taste in porn — and I got email from a few people mentioning that they're all alone today. So here's a lonely ant for the community thread.
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The happy mob needs some basic physics, and here's Mr Deity to explain it all to you.
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I have been disastrously distracted, and the thread to end all threads is overdue for a reset. Contemplate this: a 23 year old Steve Jobs about to appear on television…and he's nervous.
If only I felt nauseous before my talks, maybe I'd be a billionaire today. Isn't that how causality works?
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I'm doing some morning travel today, and won't be able to access the interwebberies until this afternoon, so I'm closing the perpetual thread instance a little bit prematurely — this never happens, he said.
To compensate for the horrible awful stinky video in the previous thread, here's something better and more inspiring.
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The battle is over, you godless chattering monkeys, and it wasn't our reasoned arguments or our ferocious onslaught on religious institutions that finally led to the collapse of Christianity. The War on Religion was won by this video:
Game over, man. Game. Over.
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It's like messages raining down from everywhere all the time…what's one more?
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