Organisms

It's the sport that ought to replace pro wrestling, and boxing.
National Geographic has a whole page of miscellaneous videos featuring bats having dinner. I like bats, but perversely preferred this one of assassin bugs turning the tables on them.
For some reason, Grimpoteuthis always makes me think of Wimpy. (via Frozenly, which also has a number of other photos of weird creatures found in the Mariana Trench)
Time for me to go to bed! But after watching this video, I'm going in intimidated and submissive. You know, if that silly story in the Bible had any basis in truth, I'd have to conclude that Eve was a hyena. No one else suffered the curse of the Fall quite as much.
Parastichopus californicus
I'm going to dope myself up and flop into bed so I can get over this slimy cold — and speaking of slimy cold, here are some deep sea creatures to tide you over for a bit.
Octopus cyanea Figure from Cephalopods: A World Guide (amzn/b&n/abe/pwll), by Mark Norman.
It reminds me of something, I can't quite recall what. Salix caprea pollen grain (via National Geographic)
Sometimes she sends me a couple of pictures, and sometimes I can't decide between them.
Aren't you all looking forward to spring, when all the plants strive to inseminate your nose? (via National Geographic)
You can also watch sailfish fishing. (via National Geographic)
Vampyroteuthis infernalis (via National Geographic)
Trifolium dubium
(via National Geographic)
The things one learns on the internet — now I know the proper way to stimulate a bull elephant, in case the opportunity ever comes up. It looks strenuous and hazardous. I'm also amazed at the way the elephant just stands there and accepts servicing by the team of creepy bipeds. If some small species of mammal tried to massage my prostate, I'd be on a rampage of squealing disgust trying to get the icky creatures out of my butt.