MySpace, Not Yours

You an atheist? Well, we at MySpace are all retards and don't want around us no smarties who use their own brain to think for themselves. Tuck-in your atheist tail and tow the line or MySpace Monster will eat your balls (follow the link to read points 7 and 8, that's how we feast on you, and make YOU enjoy the experience). If you protest we will make you friendless and throw you out into the big bad world where you may go on to become smarter and feel sorry for having balls. [via richarddawkins.net]

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I have a MySpace page. It's not much, just a token entry on one of the big social networking sites.
There's money to be made in crap. Who would have thought MySpace was so profitable?
I like MySpace, it brought me over from Friendster and now I use it almost exclusively. I've found old friends, new friends, and also a nasty virus which hijacked my profile last week and used my name to post a bunch of crapola ads on the Message Boards.
Last week I groused about having trouble with MySpace, which led others to leave some nasty comments of their own.