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"Forgot my deodorant today. They can always tell."
I've heard of dogs attacking mailmen, but this is not what I was expecting when I signed up to deliver milk.
"Well, me and Joan been together...oh, 'most forty years now. Eats a lot, but she's been good to me, sure enough! Hey, don't make fun of the uniform... [whispers] Joan kinda' likes a man-in-uniform, servin' her dinners, knowwhatImean? [wink]"
I don't think I brought a big enough picnic basket...
"It's a little known fact that hippos can be trained using fish and chips as a reward."
"Mommy, he's trying to breathe on my lunch."
"Alas, this is as close as I'll ever get to having a pet dinosaur."
"Remember not to bite the hand that feeds you, please."
"No more blind dates for me..."
"That nutritional supplement works great, but it does have a few side effects."
"Serves me right for not getting a graduate degree..."
"I could have sworn I left my pet budgie right here."
Zookeeper Ernie Bowman explains that zookeeper training begins with animal replicas before moving on to real animals.
"Joe, the blind animal-keeper, soon learned the hard way that Hippos are not above grabbing the occasional meat for their diet."
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"Gesundheit"
"If you ever find yourself being snuck up upon by a hippopotamus, just bop it on the snout and it will leave you alone."
"I know you're supposed to say 'hippopotamus' to stop a sneeze, but how do you stop a hippopotamus's sneeze?"
"I can't thank you enough! Can you imagine how hard it is to pick your own nose when you have webbed toes?!"
"Thanks alot, Ambien"
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"Morning, Sam!"
"Oh... mornin', Ralph. Have a good day."
"Got yer nose!"
Hokey Pokey!
"I don't know what to tell you. The bloody thing keeps following me home."
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"Is that all you've got Pops?"
'The hand that pets the HippoP is the hand you'll miss the most.'
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Hippos, although large, are gullible. They can be led around by the nose.
Though it retains its rich history and meaning, the solemn vow of the Hippocratic Oath no longer requires an actual hippo.
Hippo jaw drops in dismay when she was vigorously rebuffed from sharing a cheese sandwich with her love.