This is what happens when you visit the hospital after accidently injecting yourself with hamster CHO cells.

Patrick comes through with another great piece - this time on his hospital experience after inadvertently stabbing himself with a needle full of tissue culture cells (Hamster CHO cells specifically).

He informs me that he has yet to develop the relative strength and speed of a hamster.

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Buy him the running wheel so he can start practicing. He'll turn nocturnal as well. And will make funny noises.

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After reading his story, I'm glad I didn't bother going to the hospital or the doctor after accidentally sticking myself with a needle used to give our cat subcutaneous fluids. The whiskers are no problem, really.