Well maybe not, but wouldn't that be fun?
Sporting his full white beard, Darwin is hired to impersonate Santa Claus at the local mall. He initially does well in this job, looking the part, being punctual, amicable, and knowledgeable about reindeer. However, he soon begins to insist on teaching children words like "invertebrate." He also starts giving out stylish feces beads instead of candy canes. Later, he gets in an argument with another Santa Claus in another mall over biologically sound explanations for Rudolph's glowing nose. The "Darwin vs. Santa Claus" fistfight goes viral on YouTube. (link)
Oh yeah, just tweeted (@dnghub) this challenge to those of you scientifically minded and with kids:
More like this
SteelyKid: I din't eat all my lunch today, because I didn't have time.
Daddy: Uh-huh.
SK: It's true! I'm not even lying.
D: Oh, I believe you didn't eat all your lunch, don't worry about that.
SK: Ask Santa Claus if you think I'm lying.
D: Santa Claus?
Marci Hamilton has an interesting column on Findlaw about whether the Establishment Clause is incorporated by the 14th amendment, which means whether it now applies to the states or not.
Merry Christmas.
"DEAR EDITOR: I am 8 years old.
"Some of my little friends say there is no Santa Claus.
"Papa says, 'If you see it in THE SUN it's so.'
"Please tell me the truth; is there a Santa Claus?
"VIRGINIA O'HANLON.
In the Wichita Eagle, we get Santa Claus and the Establishment Clause: