This sexy mussel is burning up the web right now. Totally free and posing just for you, watch in real-time as this flirty bivalve does its thing.
Riveting live feed courtesy of Flex Mussels restaurant on Prince Edward Island.
Does it know any other tricks besides play-dead?
Reminds of a joke. How do you know when a brachiopod is dead? You don't
Does it have a wishlist?
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Show us your visceral mass!
Oh man, that would be sooooo hot!