Oh-oh! As if I needed yet another way to mess up my credit rating! Now, they are rolling out Coke machines that take credit cards! The way I drink Coke, this is a path to sure bankrupcy!
I always wanted to install a sink in my kitchen with three faucets: cold water, hot water and cold Coke, piped in straight from the nearest Coke factory. As much Coke as I have consumed to date, the CocaCola company should just provide me with free Coke (and free delivery) for the rest of my life - I deserve it - I singlehandedly kept their company afloat over all these years. Thus, there is no need to install a Cokemeter for my third faucet....
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I'm always startled by the sheer variety of toothpastes being sold at my local drug store.
No, it's not religion. Or politics. What, then?
It's how you refer to your carbonated beverage.
I went and saw a movie the other night, and in the process also wound up seeing an ad that I'm sure many of you are familiar with.
Science on blogs? We don't need no science on blogs! We need more Bacon on blogs: