When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Sooooo, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!
- Brian O'Rourke
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The "All Else Equal" Fallacy: Assuming that everything else is held constant, even when it's not gonna be.
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