Pet food with a high Impact Factor

i-d2296961c3fe2ab1a32572a35efd3036-Nature pet food.jpgBut, how many fonts are out there anyway?

Or perhaps Nature is secretly diversifying its operations ;-)

But what would be the formula for calculating Impact Factor of pet food?

d = maximal distance of projectile vomiting
t = time between the onset of feeding and onset of projectile vomiting
m = total mass of vomited material as percent of ingested food
k = coefficient that normalizes the pet size to 15kg regardless of the actual size of the animal.

So, how does one plug these values in?

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Oh, there are enough of us at Nature Network able to provide data.

The Beast saw that before I could scroll away. He's now stood at his bowl laying down not-so-subtle hints.

Complaining? If that can was Open Access for a long time, the IF would be so much greater! Can you just imagine the projectile vomiting if the can was not stored in the fridge, vacuum-packed?

Buggeration.

This has arse all to do with OA Prof O'H.

The keeper though, is the (TESCO) font choice, is it not. That was my gut reaction at least.

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Perish the thought, but if you is booted out the "Nature" door for whatever reason, is you sent home in one of these?