The great man is the man who does a thing for the first time.
- Alexander Smith
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This is just excellent - the Bible in LOLcatese. Favorite extract - Job 1.
This poor guy!
A 35-year-old Israeli man was rushed to the hospital on Friday after a snake suddenly emerged from the toilet he was sitting on and bit the man's penis.
There is only one way in which one can endure man's inhumanity to man and that is to try, in one's own life, to exemplify man's humanity to man.
- Alan Stewart Paton, 1903 - 1988
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Sort of ambiguous: Does it mean the man who does something for the first time as an individual or the man who does something for the first time as a human, as in the first time something is ever done. I suspect the latter, but wouldn't tout an ambiguous quote that isn't even funny.